Put simply, hashing is a social club of drinking and running. It started in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, by bored British soldiers in the 1930s and has spread all over the world. Different organizations are known as kennels and most major cities have at least one. Different kennels have different cultures, so you should be able to find a group anywhere you live!
Expect fun with accepting people! Our hashes typically start at either a bar, a park or at somebody’s home. Runs are typically 3 to 5 miles, with 1 to 3 “beer checks” in between. Beer checks are typically at a home, in the field or at a bar. The hare will specify if you need to bring ID. Overall, expect a laid back good time!
During warmer months and longer days our hashes are typically once per week Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday. Hashes typically meet around 6:oo p.m. Once the days start getting shorter we shift to weekends and starting times vary more.
Saturday, August 3rd, 4pm
Cum join us for the most important election of the year!
Hare: Backseat Muffher
Location: Kircher Park, parking lot on Clippert, just north of Kalamazoo
When: August 3 (Saturday)
Pre-lube: 4:00
On-out: 4:30
Hash Cash: $10, send to Accuntant on Venmo, @paulashaw929
Type: A to A
Length: TBD
Shiggy: Maybe a little. Recommend having bug spray on hand.
Kid friendly: Yes
On-after: TBD
At each beer stop, the nominees will gently caress your ear holes with beautiful sounds to convince you why they’re the best for the position. Named hashers can vote at closing circle.
Here’s the nominees:
GM:
Hoosier Ratty
LaHymen
Otter
Apprentice RA:
LaHymen
Cumfart
Accuntant:
Screws
Hare Raiser:
Fast food
Otter
Cumfart
Haberdasher:
Cumfart
LaHymen
Fast Food
Note. We will also elect a "large member" for someone not elected to MisMan but has attended the most trails.
Saturday, July. 20th
Saturday Trail Info!
“Don’t Get Carried Away”
Cum join us and take a stroll through the Conservancy while dodging the State Bird:
When: Saturday, July 20. 4:00 pm Pre-Lube, 4:15 pm On-Out
Where: Bengel Michigan Wildlife Conservancy (6380 Drumheller Rd., Bath, MI 48808)
Hares: CumFart Inn, Just Ian, (with assistance from Hoosier Ratty and Fast Food)
Hash Cash: $10, send to Acuntant on Venmo, @paulashaw929
Length: 4.69 miles
Type: A to A
Kid Friendly: Yes
Shiggy: Yes!!! Mosquito Spray REQUIRED!!!
On-After: Wildlife Pub (located at the Conservancy)
Saturday, July 6th. 4:00 p.m.
Let's frolic and play where Otter spent his early childhood in the 80s! See my old school, my old house and sights and sounds along the way. Bonus points if you dress in 80s gear! Park in the cul-de-sac at the end of Rolfe Rd at Beck Park.
When: Saturday, July 6. 4:00 pm Pre-Lube, 4:15 pm On-Out
Where: Beck Park, at the end of Rolfe Rd.
Hares: Otterotica and Horn Blower
Hash Cash: $10, send to Acuntant on Venmo, @paulashaw929
Length: 3.69 miles
Type: A to A
Kid Friendly: Yes
Shiggy: Not too much
On-After: Possibly Summerlands Brewing in Holt which is supposed to open on Friday!
Thursday, June 20th at 6pm
Where: North of Bancroft Park, next to the retention pond
Hare: Fast Food
Circle up: 6:00
On-out: 6:15
Distance: True Trail is about 5 Miles
Kid Friendly: Some busy roads with no sidewalks, and 5 miles. up to the parent.
Type: A-A
On afters: TBD
Shiggy: Wear shiggy socks, bug spray advised
Hash Cash: $10
Vessel: For opening and closing circle
Other deets: Trail will be long, be prepared to r*n most of it. If you are bringing a virgin let me know!
Saturday, June 1st. 1:00 p.m.
Let's kick off Pride Month with some color!
What is Tie Dye Dress Run?
It's part running,(or walking), part bar crawl, part arts and crafts party; but importantly, it's all for charity and all with beer!
This dye-namic event will involve all of the classics:
Pre-lube: have a drink or two before it starts at 1715 Ohio Ave, Lansing
Trail will go through Old Town with a couple of beer/bar stops
Distance: 3-5 miles depending on walker/runner trail options
On-Afters: back to 1715 Ohio Ave to tie dye virgin dresses and have an after party
The proceeds will go to Lansing Salus Center